Saturday, October 2, 2010

Flat Butt no more

I often see girl with flat butt around, and honestly, evil me sometimes feel happy to witness those. Not because I laugh at their rear asset, but because we share the same problem.
Unlike my elder sister who has very nice glutes, I was born with flat butt. They are not entirely flat, but they are not flattering when I wear jeans.


To solve the problem, I do have tricks. This is what I'm going to share with you.
They are no revelation tips, but most of us may read it without knowing that they works. So here I am telling you, below workS!

1. Wear trousers with back flap pocket
This is the best way to plump up your butt and gives that sexy curves. For working pants, I hardly wear pants without back flap. 2 pockets behind are not enough! You need the FLAP!
The flap will give illusions that you have some perky butt behind it, which obviously you dont!
Isn't it smart?




















2. Use the 'fake butt' underwear
I came across this product last year. It's quite genious in a way that people won't know what is inside, but they see perky butt from outside.It instantly gives you J.Lo famous backside without 1,239,102 number of squats.
I got myself one of this product, but I don't wear it. Reason being, I feel it's not natural. People who know me would know I am the flat-butt girl, not the J.Lo kind. It's too fake. But I must say, if you plan to wear your Herve Leger bandage dress to a party, this fake butt dress will make your shape hot!

















3. The easiest one, wear blouse that covers your glutes
At least, cover half of it! this is important! Do not tuck your blouse into a cotton pants without back-flap pockets. This is suicidal. People who walk behind you, stand below you on the elevator will giggle and look at you as if you are some funny creatures. Trust me, I feel that way!

4. Last but not least, run that 30 storeys everyday, and do 1,675,214 squats per week
Self explanatory, you would rather do the 3 above.

Yes, this maybe very pointless post. It derives from the fact that I saw a girl at Suntec who did the fatal mistake of tucking in her blouse into her skinny cotton pants. Like one of my girl said before, "Pass me the revolver!"

Night and happy weekend all,
JumpBeeMama

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